The real ColdPlay will come from their spouses.

Couple caught in what appears to be an adulteress embrace.

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July 18, 2025 at 9:14 am CDT

Even Chris Martin couldn’t “Fix You” after the whole world has seen a CEO and HR manager grinding to the sounds of Coldplay. The internet is on fire with great memes and family destroying pics of the alleged couple in Vineyard Vines ecstasy.

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Jake "Tank" Mitchell

If you asked Tank why he got in to radio he will tell you “Some kids wanted to be Zach Morris. I wanted to be ‘Dr’ Johnny Fever.” There isn’t anything else in the world that Tank could see himself doing.